McTacky is Missing?

Is this what Luxypie meant by Valhalla? These are shores long forgotten!

Hello? Is anyone even getting this message?

 

The Hai-Clue! It was a trap!

 

Help! Help me! Atain, where are you?

The Haiku Trap (Part 3)

"Are you ready for another awesome hai-clue?! :D " asked Luxypie!

 

McTacky worn out looks up and sees the next clue.

 

 

For domination

Factions fight not just eachother

here in wilderness

 

Of course McTacky knew where to go. To the Battlescar between Desolation Hold and Fort Triumph in Southern Barrens!

No sight of Luxy. OR Smuglets. This has to be the wrong spot!

 

What was in the hai-clue again? Domination? Wilderness? That could mean perhaps Domination Point, Krasarang Wilds. So back to Pandaria McTacky travels. All the time looking over his shoulder. Imaging being watched. Smug faces everywhere.

 There was Luxypie on Luxygaga! But what was the twist? There was always a twist!

 

Luxy used [Rodent Crate] and Sumprush Rodents appeared everywhere! A pet McTacky didn't have!

After a quick battle, the rodent was caught under a trap. The Haiku Trap.

 

Not all haiclue come to a terrifying nightmare inducing end. Some have happy endings!

 

So that was the last hai-clue. After all that evil and smugness it was over. McTacky could at last rest... OR COULD HE?

Valhalla awaits? Be battle ready!?! Well that sounds ominous!

The Haiku Trap (Part 2)

McTacky runs. Not only in terror or fear, but for a worse reason, Guilt and Shame. Those Smug judging faces everywhere. Where did it all go so wrong? McTacky remembers. It was that haiku from Luxypie!

 

 In kingdoms of east

A tunnel of terrible

Venture here if brave

 

If Brave? McTacky is brave! He will follow this hai-clue to it's end. Into former Lordaeron, into the Plaguelands to the place known as Terrorweb Tunnel. McTacky has been to Terrorweb Tunnel and there were only spiders there. What bravery is needed to face mere spiders?

 

 

Luxypie is waiting for him on Abyssica, giggling.

 

Before McTacky is a sea awash with Smug.

 

 

Those smug pig faces and spirally conceited tails. Terrorweb Tunnel for the first time ever was a true Terror. Forget bravery and embrace cowardice. There is no winning. He was caught in the Haiku Trap!

 

 

McTacky runs! Runs as faster than he ever thought he would. Faster than he should. Dashing though the tunnel. Foot after foot. The whole thing were Pigs!

 

What that a light at the end of the tunnel? Was this the end of this torture? No, it was Luxypie with another Hai-clue!

 

 

Next time, the odyssey continues!

 

The Haiku Trap (Part 1)

 

Luxypie sent me this Haiku Mystery. The title of the mail was simply " :D " inside the message deepened.

 

a valley of farms,

Seventy five-twenty five

Faces await you

What could it mean? It meant I had to follow the clues!

 

To the Valley of Four Winds! Coords 75 by 25. The Thunderfoot Ranch!

 

The Horror!

Pigs! Smug Pigs everywhere! As far as the eye could see!

Also there waiting was Luxypie on the Veluxia. As smug as the pigs around her.

 

Was this torture at an end? I wished so. But Luxypie wasn't done. I was given second 'Hai-clue' to follow!

 

What does it mean? And what evil will I find?



Next time: The Mystery of the Smuglet Tunnel!