The Golden Lotus

 

 

59th Exalted Faction is the Golden Lotus.

 

After getting a heap of [Stolen Golden Lotus Insignia] after killing several Zandalri Warbringers with Navimie, Luxypie and HK, I was near exalted. I did some dailies and was 50 rep off Exalted still.. Luxypie gave me After a [Hozen Peace Pipe] from Luxypie I hit exalted.

Thanks for all the help!

 

Order of the Cloud Serpent next. 

The Haiku Trap (Part 2)

McTacky runs. Not only in terror or fear, but for a worse reason, Guilt and Shame. Those Smug judging faces everywhere. Where did it all go so wrong? McTacky remembers. It was that haiku from Luxypie!

 

 In kingdoms of east

A tunnel of terrible

Venture here if brave

 

If Brave? McTacky is brave! He will follow this hai-clue to it's end. Into former Lordaeron, into the Plaguelands to the place known as Terrorweb Tunnel. McTacky has been to Terrorweb Tunnel and there were only spiders there. What bravery is needed to face mere spiders?

 

 

Luxypie is waiting for him on Abyssica, giggling.

 

Before McTacky is a sea awash with Smug.

 

 

Those smug pig faces and spirally conceited tails. Terrorweb Tunnel for the first time ever was a true Terror. Forget bravery and embrace cowardice. There is no winning. He was caught in the Haiku Trap!

 

 

McTacky runs! Runs as faster than he ever thought he would. Faster than he should. Dashing though the tunnel. Foot after foot. The whole thing were Pigs!

 

What that a light at the end of the tunnel? Was this the end of this torture? No, it was Luxypie with another Hai-clue!

 

 

Next time, the odyssey comes to an end!

 

The Haiku Trap (Part 1)

 

Luxypie sent me this Haiku Mystery. The title of the mail was simply " :D " inside the message deepened.

 

a valley of farms,

Seventy five-twenty five

Faces await you

What could it mean? It meant I had to follow the clues!

 

To the Valley of Four Winds! Coords 75 by 25. The Thunderfoot Ranch!

 

The Horror!

Pigs! Smug Pigs everywhere! As far as the eye could see!

Also there waiting was Luxypie on the Veluxia. As smug as the pigs around her.

 

Was this torture at an end? I wished so. But Luxypie wasn't done. I was given second 'Hai-clue' to follow!

 

What does it mean? And what evil will I find?



Next time: The Mystery of the Smuglet Tunnel!

This Week in Tacky News 19/03/13

The headlines in McTacky News this week:

Reputations Achieved:
Golden Lotus = Revered
Shado-Pan = Honored

Loots:
Item Level = 479 (from 475 last week)
Unique Pets = 452 (from 450 last week) Baneling & Grinder.
Mounts = 1 New (Reins of the Green Primal Raptor from Primal Egg from Isle of the Giants)

Blood Knight in the Wild (Part 4)

I was off to visit on Dino Island where Azalpha and Luxypie's alt were.

 

This Luxy alt, LuxyGaga, is actually in my guild Frostwolves. Once there I noticed she is wearing this set. This Orc Shaman looked like a Blood Knight!

 

She is transmogged into wearing Ironhide Mail set. No Tabard. Helmet & Cloak Off. Dagger is Rusted Gutgore Ripper. I forgot to screenshot the gigantic sheild, Pulsing Spellshield but it can be seen behind her.

 

Sunreaver Micro-Sentry!

Goodbye Darkmoon Zeppelin, hello Sunreaver Micro-Sentry! Found on the Isle of Thunder as a drop off Haywire Sunreaver Construct.

 

Very fitting for my Blood Elf Blood Knight.

 

"Big Bro, don't worry! I will protect McTacky!"

LFR: Heart of Fear

I managed to get my Gear Score up to 470 and was able to do these two instances. Ugh, more Klaxxi./Dread Wastes/Mantrid stuff. I was just glad to get out of those places.

The Elusive Minfernal

It was 3am server time. It had just stopped raining. McTacky was alone and wet in the Felwood.  The smell of brimstone was everywhere in Shatter Scar Vale.

Then it appeared. The elusive Minfernal.

Animation provided so you too can simulate the experiance of catching the elusive Minfernal.

 

 

The elusive Minfernal spawned alone. No others could be seen in the zone. I was alone in Felwood at the time, so it wasn't able to elude me.